Motherhood changes you like no other status. It suddenly makes you grow up and responsible.

You know you are a mommy when :

• You start having a bath in two minutes 
• A good night’s rest means one hour of deeeeeep sleep
• You can gobble your food in two minutes
• You can answer the phone, change the nappy and look for the car keys at the same time
• You start singing out instructions to everyone
• You start dandling the bag of groceries in your arm
• You can’t sit on a chair without grabbing a cushion on your lap
• You can’t remember the name of your favourite actor. In fact you can’t remember the name of anything at all
• You actually feel affronted when someone calls your little one a cute little monkey
• You give vague answers like anytime when someone asks when they can come and visit 
• You give evasive answers when someone invites you out
• You start talking to strangers who have babies
• You miss your own child when you see another child
• You wonder if the person who touched your baby has washed his hands
• Your stilettos and high heels are relegated to the back of your shoe cupboard
• You exchange your smart trendy clutch for a big bulky carry all
• You call restaurants before hand and check if infants are allowed entry
• You just worry and worry and worry