• Last week we were getting ready for work when the phone rang.

      • Who could it be? I hope it’s not what I think it is.
      • No, I don’t think so but let’s find out.

     

    Five minutes later I found out.

    • You won’t believe this : the hospital has asked for the crank
    • The crank?
    • Yes the crank. That’s the instrument used to raise and lower the Fowler’s Bed.
    • But why would they ask for it now?
    • Because another patient in the hospital who is using the bed needs to be raised and lowered.
    • But why do they want ours?
    • Because there is only ONE crank in the hospital.
    • So what do we suggest we do?
    • One suggestion was to go to ‘Chor Bazaar” and buy one since spares aren’t available as Fowler’s beds are discontinued.

    As it turned out, there was no need to go to the flea market ( Chor Bazaar) as the issue of the crank was solved with the simple spanner from the tool box.

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  • The Mask of Zorro

    After a long day Hubby and I were getting ready for bed. I had smoothened my moisturiser on my face, massages my feet with body lotion and was about to turn off my bed lamp when he asked me:

    • Why are you sleeping like that ?
    • Like what ?
    • Like that ! You look like Zorro with your mask .
    • Well I can’t sleep . All night long the green from the LED of the AC remote glints eerily when I turn to the right . And when I sleep on my back the red LED from the Set Top Box stares unblinkingly at me . And all over the place there’s a weird blue light from the LED on the emergency ringer .
    • What is the Emergency ringer ?
    • It’s a bell that rings in case case of an emergency if your father needs us in the night .
    • You’re weird. Good night Zorro .

    The next morning after a blissful sleep , I was greeted by a grumpy Hubby who couldn’t sleep a wink thanks to our disco lighting.

    Barely concealing my glee, I asked him

    • What happened?
    • Couldn’t sleep a wink last night. Blasted light kept shining on my face.
    • Oh ! I told you it was impossible. That’s why I fished out the eye mask.
    • Can you find one for me too ? I can’t spend another sleepless night .

    I went to the cupboard where I’d stashed away all the eye masks collected from my various flights and handed him one .

    Tonight there’ll be two of us lying side by side wearing masks of Zorro !

    Sharing my thoughts this Monday morning with Corinne at #MondayMusings.

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  • “Don’t talk to strangers” .

    This was the standard advice I’d get from my grandma, my mother, my father, my brother, my friends . And now , I get the same advice from my husband, my in-laws and even my daughters!

    It won’t be long before my grandchildren tell me ” Ajji don’t talk to strange people.”

    Yes! Everyone tells me NOT to talk to strangers.  Simply because according to all those who know me, I can even talk to a WALL.

    So naturally, I’m not going reveal much to a stranger on a plane. And what you see is what you get!

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    • These days I love playing the part of “I’m a little, old lady ” : I keep my handbag under the chair in front of me ( because my hands don’t reach up dumbo!) and who fidgets a bit with the seat belt, especially getting it to fit round her waist.
    • I am a movie freak and watch all the watchable movies on the flight.
    • I am quite a fussy eater and actually waste the food or send it back it I don’t like it.
    • I get up from time to time, either to stretch my legs or go to the loo.
    • I am scared of air turbulence and actually grip my seat in fear when the fasten seat belt sign comes on
    • I hate crying babies and won’t reach out to comfort a wailing infant or even help the helpless mother.
    • I value my space and if your head flops onto my shoulder while sleeping, I WILL PUSH IT BACK TO YOUR NECK.
    • Similarly, if your hand inadvertently comes onto my lap or your knee touches mine, I will make it quite obvious that I DON’T like it.
    • But on the other hand, I will hand you your meal tray, glass of water/wine or any hand out if you are squashed on the last seat by the window and the cabin crew find it difficult to reach out to you.
    • Similarly, if you need any help in filling out any forms, I will gladly assist you.
    • If you want me to change my seat so that you can sit next to your friend/companion I would normally oblige.

    But if you expect me to tell you my whole life story  in exchange for yours, forget it!

    Responding to the prompt on what I reveal about myself to a stranger on the plane, at #FridayReflections hosted by Corinne and Kohl-Eyed Girl.

    Happy weekend all!

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