• P signs and Public toilets

    While women have the G spot, men have the Pee spot , particularly older men who find it impossible to hold on especially when stuck in traffic. Waiting on Sandhurst bridge one afternoon I came across this strangely signed public urinal. Does this mean that the women use the male urinal while the men use the Jents toilet ? Or does this reflect yet another example of poor spelling where male actually means FEMALE while Jents denotes GENTLEMEN? In which case why are women referred to as females and not ladies?

    This is surely a case of gender discrimination as well where women are considered mere females while all men are considered gentlemen not to mention the fact that the gentlemen’s facilities are described as the more polite ‘toilet’ rather than the crude sounding ‘urinal’ that is used for the women’s! 
  • Reunions and Nostalgia

    On the 19th of December our class got together for our 40th reunion. Of course this didn’t mean that it was the 40th meeting since we graduated from high school but it was 40 years since we had finished school. We had our first reunion 25 years  after leaving school and I can never get over the shock of seeing  our 16 year old classmates whom we remembered as callow youth with pimples and adolescent angst writ on our faces completely transformed. Some of the boys had come into their own and were devastatingly handsome while other had begun achieving that look of distinction that  grey hair and maturity imparts. Most of the  girls had grown into young mothers , happy with their added pounds. Some of our classmates weren’t as lucky and had aged beyond belief with frazzled hair and more than excess weight. So I was actually looking forward to this reunion with all of us in our Golden Years. Sadly I had to give this event a miss as I was in the middle of a family reunion that was happening for a wedding and an engagement. But the meeting of the graduating class spurred on a wave of nostalgia that generated a WhatsApp group that has been so active that in the past few days we’ve communicated more enthusiastically than we did  in all the years that we were at school!

    With all the nostalgia going around especially around Christmas time which we all remember as a time of holidays that started with our last Christmas Assembly where we sang Christmas Carols with great gusto. I’ve received several Christmas Greetings on this group and I’d particularly like to share one of them :

    When  Santa had a  close shave

    The kids were excited as Santa was coming to school as he did every year during the Christmas Assembly. There was a crispness in the air and the children filed in excitedly (the younger ones who looked forward to their gift of walnuts and apples and the older ones who were looking forward to the days off). The children joined in with the choir singing  Christmas Carols in between the Lesson and the Sermon delivered by the  School Prefects. After “Hark the Herald” the Head Master would give his usual address before school broke off for the holidays – reminding us all that we should use this time to reflect, assess and renew our energies so that we came back the next term afresh and ready to take on the last term before the academic year ended. And then Mrs. Da Costa played the opening bars of the familiar tune of Jingle Bells and the choir burst into joyous song. 
    Despite the fact that there’s never been snow in Mumbai, Santa always came dressed in a cherry, red woolen suit topped with hat and boots! And there he was, entering from the back gate to a flurry of cheers and wild clapping. Slowly he came to the front of the hall accompanied by some of the senior boys who helped him bring his sacks. One by one the children filed past him, shaking his hand and taking a walnut or apple that Santa pulled from his sack. Everything was going well till Ankita who had just heard from her older brother that Santa didn’t exist, decided that she’d rather touch Santa’s lovely white beard than just shake his hand, to test whether it really was Santa or an imposter.  And horror of horrors, when she touched his beard, her little fingers got entangled and when she pulled her hand away, the beard almost came in her hand! Luckily Santa had his wits about him and he Ho-ho-ed his way through this near disaster by quickly wrapping his scarf around him and pushing the beard back in place. He gave Ankita a conspiratorial wink and reassured her that all was well in the world. 
    That  was  a close shave indeed for Santa who would never have been able to live down the shock of being exposed as Mr. Sharma the Senior Chemistry Master!!!!
    ‘This post is a part of #WillYouShave activity at BlogAdda in association with Gillette”

    So Merry Christmas all of you !

  • When 2+2=3

    Well, if upon seeing this title you think I’m a dud at Maths, I won’t blame you. I have never really been good at maths and once I ran out of 10 fingers, I just couldn’t add any more – especially not in school when it was compulsory to wear socks and shoes. Of course I could resort to making lines or other such signs to help me count but everyone knows that there are just so many lines you can draw on a line/page before having the sum drowned in lines. Besides, this post is not about my mathematical ability, it is about how 2 + 2 doesn’t always add up to five. At least not in my kitchen.

    Way back in school when we had just learnt baking, I decided to make a cake at home. I followed the recipe to the last comma and full stop being a newbie cook. But when I went to remove it from the oven after the required time I found that the tray was empty. Till today I can’t figure out what happened to make the cake evaporate/sublimate or whatever – but vanish it did.

    Yesterday I had a strange experience when I was making Shrikhand – a dessert made of hung curd. Now if you want to know how this is made, please visit my other blog where I’ve given the recipe of this delicious, creamy dessert.

    However this blog is not about the recipe. It is about a strange phenomenon that made the total weight of the dessert less than the individual weights of the ingredients. In other words, how did

    1 kg hung curd + 500 g grain sugar = 1 kg Shrikhand?

    Mathematically speaking since you can’t add apples and pears, hung curd and grain sugar can’t really be added hence you can’t get a total weight or combined weight of two dissimilar entities.

    On the other hand, physically I did manage to combine 1 kg of hung curd with 500 g grain sugar – spending a good hour in the process – so what happened to the 500 g of sugar? How did I still land up with only one kilo of Shrikhand?

    For that matter, even the volume remained the same, so did that mean that the sugar that dissolved actually had no weight? If that is the case, why does the 1 scoop of icecream reflect on my total weight when I stand on the weighing scale?

    Someone, please do tell me!

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