• Why you should NOT watch Yeh Jawani Hai Diwani

    What happens when Friends combines with the quintessential Bollywood movie wedding?

    You get a predictable concoction of rubbish called Yeh Jawani Hai Diwani

    Ever since Wow Dinga came into my life, I’ve not had the time to see a movie so when Jo decided that we should step out and see Yeh Jawani Hai Diwani, I agreed quite readily even though I’m not a fan of either Ranbir or Deepika.

    The plot

    Kabir aka Bunny who sounds like Paani ( the dubbing was so bad) is the eternal prankster and back bencher who is good hearted, the boy who follows his dream. Naina (who seems mis -named because of her dark rimmed specs) is the archetypical topper of the class who is predictably socially awkward and grows up to become a doctor. Aditi, the wild one and the girl every mother loves to hate is tomboyish and spunky while Avi ( or is it Adi – I just could not make out with the bad dubbing) is the loafer who doesn’t seem to be going anywhere. With such cliched characters, it is not surprising that Aditi lands up being the bride at whose wedding the friends meet after a four year hiatus after their trekking holiday in Manali.

    A chance meeting at a grocery store, reunites Naina with Aditi her school friend and when she finds out that her friends are off to the hills, in a fit of inspired rebellion she decides to join them. At first even reluctant to even board the train , Naina soon drops off her initial shyness and throws herself into the mad hatter capers of her friends which appear more delinquent than funny. As all good things come to an end, so does this holiday and the cast comes together for the ultimate Bollywood wedding.

    The friends completely dominate the wedding making one doubt  this is as a  Dharma Productions movie whose cornerstone was the Great Indian Family. Finally the shackles of Indian parenthood are thrown off and the bridal couples’ parents are conspicuously missing from the festivities. With a Sangeet that is totally hijacked by Bunny and Naina who also pick up the threads of their unspoken love, the wedding drags on for days and days and you can literally hear the yawns in the theatre….

    Finally at the end, Bunny proposes to Naina albeit with a fake diamond ring and the film ends with the typical happily ever after.

    Verdict : Only watch this movie if you

    • want to spend half a day at the theatre
    • want to watch Deepika in skimpy dresses exposing the cellulite on her legs in the hills of Manali
    • want to deaden your brains with inane conversations conducted in inane situations
    • want to watch an aging Madhuri jiggle and wiggle in the beginning of the movie

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  • A national passion

    My friend Dee sent me the following jokes doing the rounds after the IPL scam which continues to be the mainstay of our news. 

    A priceless tweet on spot fixing or match fixing :  “Once all arrests in the cricket scam are done the league will be played between Arthur Road (Jail) Indians and Tihar Dare Devils.”

      ‘Pepsi’ is not going to be the sponsor of IPL 2014. The new sponsor is going to be ‘Whisper’ because IPL is going through its worst ‘period’! Such travesty…While the great Dara Singh represented Hanuman, his son Vindoo Dara Singh represents Middleman! Innovative ad outside a gynaecologist:We charge very less per delivery compared to SreesanthRaj Kapoor was real visionary. He made Shree(santh) 420 in 1955! Ever wondered the reason why IPL comes on Set Max? Because it is already SET! A towel can make one’s career – Ranbir Kapoor A towel can destroy one’s career – Sreesanth One can make a career without a towel – Sunny Leone 
    The Tata Sky channel number of Sony Six HD for showing IPL matches is 420. We should have taken the cue of things to come!  TATA Docomo‘s latest advertisement:While watching IPL, think of usBecause leading bookies use our network! IPL 6’s best catch award goes to:Delhi Police – for catching Sreesanth! After the betting expose, people are still watching IPL – now you know the reason as to why Congress keeps coming back to power! 

    The national obsession with the IPL scam is now reaching an all time high.The public’s fascination with this seems to have surpassed its fixation  for Bollywood, terrorism , corruption and other scandalous news! I wonder if any of our tv journalists have analysed for how many days this one topic has been the lead story on all channels? I am seriously getting bored with all this noise and am seriously waiting for the next scam to erupt. 

    What is really so mesmerising about the IPL scandal? Does it really merit such heated argument and debate on prime time tv and mainstream media? I wonder what is the true National Passion – Cricket or Gossip? 

     

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  • “Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.” ― Neil Gaiman, Coraline

    The first story I can remember hearing was the eternal story of the Crow and the Sparrow. The crow whose house was made of mud was left homeless one day after a heavy rain shower. So he went to his neighbour, the sparrow (whose house was sturdier and made of wax) and asked for shelter. But the wily sparrow kept making excuses after excuses and never let the crow in. The main characters of children’s stories are often animal or fictional creatures and the situations they find themselves in are often fanciful and bizarre. The Mad Hatter, the Wizard of Oz, Bluebeard and Hansel and Gretel , the Princess and the Pea , Aladdin and Peter Pan are just some of the “people” I was introduced to as a child and the subtle way in which values and principles were instilled in me through yarns that held me spell bound and often dumbstruck.  When the braveheart  rescues the damsel in distress, when the Boy stands on the burning deck, when Jack kills the giant and returns home with a sack of money, you can go to sleep peacefully dreaming of how hard work is always rewarded in the end and that fortune favours the brave. Values of chivalry, loyalty, friendship and honesty are reinforced again and again through situations that fascinate and captivate a young  and tender mind.

    Unlike the chicken and egg situation where the question which came first, still remains unanswered, Art imitates life and stories, be they fictitious, magical or lyrical, peopled as they are by characters that are mythical, imaginary and altogether fantastical , are based on real life incidents or feelings or characters. If there is no direct reference to someone or something, there is definitely some inspiration from real life that is the basis of all stories.

    In one’s life, one can always identify the evil step mother of the fairy tales of Grimm, spot the clever animals of Aesop, and recognise the princes and princesses that live happily ever after. Comic book characters like Archie and his gang at Riverdale bring to life the teenage angst of  American suburbia .  Comic book superheroes like  Superman and Batman serve to reinforce the concept that good always triumphs over evil and the tragic Austenian heroines  each us how far women have come from those repressive Ewardian days. Bertie Wooster, Jeeves and gang fossilize the life of  Upper Class Britons in pre and post World War I Britain in the delightful tales of PG Wodehouse. And the list goes on and on and on with lovable heroes like Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, the fiercely determined March sisters in Little Women and a whole host of “fictional” characters in all fiction (Oriental and Western)  who teach us how to deal with commonplace human emotions like greed, lust, anger, envy , love and forgiveness.

    The amateur sleuthing of Miss Marple and the smart deductive logic of Sherlock Holmes sharpens the young intellect and instills a taste for analysis and problem solving already stirred by the adventures  of Fatty and the Five Findouters and other Blytonian heroes. Period romances and historical novels like ” A Tale of Two Cities”  and my all time favourite “Desiree” have taught me me more about the French Revolution and  Napoleonic France than any history lesson. Similarly the wide sweeping romance of “Gone With the Wind” more than cements the history of the American Revolution as does the sad story of Anna Karenina set in 19th Century Russia.

    All great fictional characters have a faint resemblance to someone known to the author or at least have been inspired by people and  events and close to the author’s life. Very recently, I’ve been reading several Indian authors and am amazed at how much I’ve learnt about our ancient myths and legends through the fictional stories they’ve been set in ( Ashwin Sanghi and the Krishna Key for one).  How then can one deny the fact that stories and books about characters and events that are not real don’t teach us anything useful?

    This post is a part of Write Over the Weekend, an initiative for Indian Bloggers by BlogAdda

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