• Back to School

    Back to School

    One of the discoveries I’ve made during the pandemic is that the hippie life is not for me. With no compulsion to do anything except just what was essential was good for a while.

    And as we realised what had hit us, we developed a routine of sorts albeit a largely fluid one that depended on the ups and downs of the virus. On days that it spiked, we stayed at home fearful and on days it lay low, we cautiously stepped out to catch up with work that needed to be done.

    But I was a creature of habit and a slave to my routine. I didn’t actually know how much I valued a regimented life till this weekend which officially is the last weekend before school begins .

    Photo by Alexandr Podvalny on Pexels.com

    Today the Little People start a new year of school and there’s is a palpable excitement in the air .

    Our house right now is a mess with kitchen emptied out. Taking advantage of the lull in the pandemic , we finally being given a new coat of paint) and the jars of pulses have become part of the living room decor.

    But nothing can dampen the enthusiasm of Ms Papaya who is thrilled to go back to school after a two month break, albeit virtually.

    The last academic year was a bit of a washout because no one foresaw the temporariness that became a way of life. After the initial shock of conducting school on line , the teachers gradually learnt to deal with Zoom calls, iffy connectivity and bored children whose attention wandered away from the screen.

    But this year, not knowing when physical school will start, the teachers have made a more structured program, taking into account all the pitfalls of running a virtual school.

    On Friday a parent orientation introduced the parents to the teachers. Primary school means big business with no more pussyfooting and babying of the Little Ones.

    At 6 years ( most of the first graders are 6) the children no longer need spoon feeding and have graduated from toilet accidents and tantrums. They have left toddlerhood behind them and are ready to step out as wide eyed students.

    But their back to school is quite different from ours.

    Covering books

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    The thrill of getting back was filled with momentous events like getting new uniforms as many of us grew during the holidays .

    More often than not , we got new shoes too ! Black for every day and tennis shoes as we called canvas shoes back then . Needless to say, it was our task to keep them clean and shiny and Saturday mornings were spent slathering out canvas shoes white with a gooey white polish.

    There was the mad scramble of collecting text books and notebooks and covering them with brown paper.

    The day before school reopened our dining table became an assembly line with my mum cutting the brown paper , me covering the books and my brother sticking down the edges with scotch tape.

    Then came the task of cutting out labels , printing our names in our neatest handwriting and sticking the label on the cover without smudging the writing and making a mess of the cover.

    This sounds easier than what it was because we had to use fountain pens and blotting paper to make sure the writing didn’t smudge. Unlike the quick fix glue of today, our clear runny glue squeezed out from a recalcitrant rubber stoppered bottle made the labels moist.

    Finally, a spanking new pencil box with a new ruler, pencils, sharpener and an eraser ( we called them rubbers though ) our back to school kit was ready.

    Every other year, we got a new school bag. It was either a bulky trunk-like box or a cloth/canvas shoulder strap satchel. Some lucky kids carried their stuff in an Air India bag. But all in all, these bags were bulky, ugly and heavy .

    And today

    Alas , today the Little Ones have no books to cover but devices to charge so that they can have uninterrupted screen time .

    They will miss out on the thrill of finding out who they’re going to sit next to in the school bus, lunch table and class .

    But the excitement of getting back to their routine of classes and learning remains unchanged.

    I’m sure it won’t be long before their virtual world becomes a reality .

    Happy school year to everyone starting school !

    Ciao,

  • Can you believe this ?

    Finally something as trivial as Emoji has been legitimised and immortalised ad WORLD EMOJI DAY .

    This is a triumph for all Social Mediologists ( have I just coined a new word?)

    I mentioned this to 6 year old MD Papaya this morning over breakfast and you should have seen the expression on her face !

    There are times when I have left my phone unattended and discovered it to be full of EMOJIS.

    This is all thanks to Ms Papaya who has taught me a thing or two about this new language called EMOJI.

    Initially, I thought it was a variation of the name IMOGEN.

    Then, my dinosaur brain processed it as a Japanese dialect. Since I don’t know a word of Japanese except for Teppanyaki, I thought it may just be Japanese. Or at least of Japanese origin.

    It definitely didn’t sound like an English word to me . Definitely not the kind of spoken English I’m exposed to : the clipped British accent on BBC, the nasal twang of CNN or even the “we’re like that only” English I hear everywhere around me.

    What is an EMOJI ?

    After acronyms  like TTYL and LOL, ROFL flooded the internet, it was only natural that emojis became the next level of  digital communication .

    There’s nothing like a graphical representation of an emotion to really get the point across, is there?

    Hence, the computer geeks made the EMOTICON.

    What started out as a simple sunny faced smiley gradually  evolved into a whole host of yellow faces  with a smile turned downwards to depict a sad face , a blushing yellow face for embarrassment, a wide eyed yellow face for amazement and shock .

    I am reproducing below a Pin to provide you with a quick compendium of smiley faces. I’m sure this is quite redundant now but to many of my generation who tend to forget, this is for them ( you Golden Oldies). 

    My apologies to the owner of this pin for not attributing your contribution to this post but I can’t remember how I found this on PINTEREST

    Gradually these evolved to include people, objects and signs.

    Then came animals and finally individualised emojis .

    This means you can create a cariacature of yourself ( Gravatar )

    and use this to display your emotions .

    My EMOJI Story

    Hello ! This is me as an emoji

    Oh no ! I don’t really look like this . This lady looks more like my neighbour on the 13th floor .

    Wouldn’t it be fun if she saw this ? We could almost pass off as twins. And that won’t make her happy since she is half my size .

    Well ! This was a great way to learn some digital speak. And it has also inspired me to make some pop corn. Great idea on this grey but not really wet day especially since the Little Ones aren’t around to demand a fair share. 

    A new trend?

    Who knows?

    After podcasts and vlogs, I may have just started a new trend called EMOJILOGS.

    It is called EMOJI ME 

    There are lots of other apps too which I am not going to research because right now I want to go back and enjoy the pop corn that is popping in my microwave.

    If you want to make your own Emoji, download the Free App on your device . 

    What do you say ?

    Official website for World Emoji Day with information about promotions,
    events and all that’s happening on July 17.
    — Read on worldemojiday.com/

  • This is a story of a city , a flood and a backyard .

    Once upon a time there was a city called Poona . This ancient city which was called Punyanagari became Poona when the British wrested it from the Peshwas.

    During Peshwa times, the city was divided into “Peths” or neighbourhoods named after the days of the week . So you had Shaniwarpeth ( Saturday) , Somwarpeth (Monday) , Shukrawarpeth ( Friday) and Budhwarpeth ( Wednesday) . I’m not too sure whether there was a Mangalwarpeth named after Tuesday and Ravivarpeth named after Sunday so at the risk of annoying genuine Punekars and history buffs, I won’t mention them. But if I remember correctly, there was also a Sadashivpeth, Narayanpeth and a Rastapeth named after the founders/ eminent personalities of the time. ( So I imagine ) .

    These were the neighbourhoods that made up the original inner city of Pune. And which my father used to often refer to as The Bermuda Triangle, inhabited as they were by the ‘People who mattered’ and who could be vengefully vicious if rubbed on the wrong side .

    When the British took over Pune, thry changed the name to POONAH and established their own sprawling congenial “township” in a military area labelled Poonah Cantt ( Cantonment) colloquially known as Camp. Unlike the alley riddled peths, this area had wide tree lined streets with pretty homes in wooded compounds.

    Now with the city already bursting to capacity, the more cosmopolitan inhabitants ( or perhaps the newer natives) established a neighbourhood called Deccan Gymkhana on the other side of the river.

    This story takes place in this part of the city.


    Yesterday my father posted a story on HIS Facebook page which goes thus :

    12 July 1961.On 11th I had come to Poona on annual leave. Early morning ‘Sakal’ had headlines ‘ Dam safe, no danger ‘ !!After b’ fast I set off on my usual leave routine. Walked up to Patole’s cycle shop to hire a Cycle to go tothe city to meet old friends. No cycle was available. So I Started walking . At the beginning of Sambhaji Bridge I saw policeman chasing people away. Last man escorted away from the bridge was good old Prof. Hardikar. Most of the citizens were not prepared to belive the policemen that the dam has ‘bursed’ ! In the past we had experienced water over the bridge. I retreated my steps and entered International Book House but a few moments later thought of returning home. Near DG ground I met my parents who were going to watch the flood waters ! Soon the chowk was under 25 feet of water !! The water kept on spreading till 4 o’ clock ! The worst was to follow.The next morning the pollicemen were warning people to run to the ‘ tekdis’ as Khadakwasla Dam was about to collapse !!! Poona has never been the same again !!!!

    The story of the Great Poona Flood of 1961 has been a landmark of sorts in my family lore. Though none of us except my father actually experienced that flood, we heard about it often enough in our childhood . So often, that my brother and I actually thought we were there while the waters were roiling around the city, washing away all that came its way, and how lucky we were to have survived it.

    I thought I had heard all that there was to hear about the story till last night when my father told me two more which I thought I must share with all of you .

    The Man Who Swam Home from the Andamans

    After my father returned home, he was hanging around in the balcony watching the waters, when he spotted a man lying collapsed on the road in front. Being a conscientious doctor he ran down to help .

    It turned out that this gentleman was the father of a class mate of his at elementary school. The gentleman in question was a former Forest Officer who was posted to the Andaman Islands . When the islands were over run by the Japanese ( during WWII) the man, fearing for his life, ran all the way to Port Blair and swam home to Pune !

    Now this story definitely beats all logic and credibility and I am sure is greatly spiced with imagination and conjecture. I doubt it was narrated by the gentleman himself , but for the rest of his life, he was known in the neighbourhood as the Man Who Swam Home From The Andamans.

    After he swam home and retired from the service, the man had built a house on Deccan Gymkhana. It was situated by the river and the man was so shocked to see it under water that he literally died of a heart attack!

    Rather a strange end for a man who braved the waters of the Bay of Bengal isn’t it ?

    Now coming to the second story .

    A Skeleton in the Backyard.

    With several aunts and uncles, my father’s maternal family was large. And even though they didn’t ALL live under one roof, and despite not having phones , they were extremely well connected to each other and knew exactly what was cooking in each one’s pot .

    One of the aunts happened to live close by ( actually many of them lived within walking distance of each other) so the day after the flood, my gallant father went over to see if they needed any help scraping off the sludge that had covered the entire house.

    Several years later, when the house was reduced to just two residents, my Uncle decided to sell it and redevelop the property as most of the original residents of Deccan Gymkhana had done.

    After the papers were signed, the bungalow was brought down and excavation for the new building plinth began.

    Imagine the horror of the workers when they discovered a skeleton buried two feet deep ? Was this really a skeleton in the cupboard of the original inhabitants ? Or was it a pre-historic remain of Early Man ?

    The forensic report surmised that this must have been a body washed up during the Great Flood which remained undetected during the Great Clean Up and decomposed to bare bones after forty odd years .

    I wondered what dredged up these memories in my father’s mind when his part of the city is completely dry.

    Is it the lull in the monsoon?

    Ciao

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