• Travels to the North East

    It was the middle of October and Diwali was round the corner . Travelling was the last thing on my mind especially since we still hadn’t seen the last of CoVid .

    Besides, my head was filled with menu options for the Diwali party that Prima Donna had organised for the extended family.

    With thoughts of Chicken Curry and Kadai Panir swimming in my head I paid scant regard to Prima Donna’s prattle about her itinerary to the North East . After all she was travelling with a friend and I was by now grappling with a new spoke in the wheel – Anna Shetty’s suggestion to serve a pan Asian meal .

    However, there is Someone Upstairs who is looking down and making sure that all my plans go for a toss.

    So there I was on Thursday morning ( 29th November ) making my way down the Sea Link towards Mumbai’s CSIA to catch the early morning flight to Guwahati .

    Believe it or not, this was my first time at the Domestic terminal and I was quite surprised to see it match up to its international cousin.

    The airport was buzzing with activity and once inside it was more like a train station with literally hundreds of passengers ready to take off . While it was heartening to see so many people travel, the Security couldn’t cope with the crowd especially since the additional step of lowering the mask for identification slowed down the process , so it was quite a long wait till I could get my morning fix of coffee.

    The flight was full and we had the last seats in the cabin . It didn’t matter much even though it was a three hour flight. But seeing the constant trips to the loo made me realise that coffee before flying is a bad idea unless you are wearing an adult diaper .

    As promised, the IndiGo flight was on time and we landed smoothly at the LGB ( poor Lokpriya Gopinath Bordoloi after whom the airport is named would have been shocked that LGB has a queer connotation these days! ).

    It had a charming old world air about it even though it was being upgraded and had cordoned off areas under construction. But it was awarded the prize for the Best Improved Airport. Yet somethings, like attitude, cannot be upgraded that easily and we had a brief introduction to a local time that literally differed from ours. After an unduly long wait at the luggage belt, we stepped out to meet our driver Anil who held our name on a scrappy sheet of paper and welcomed us with a friendly grin that brought back memories of the childhood song ‘Never smile at a crocodile’.

    Stuffing our luggage in the back, he took the long way back to the city and in almost half the time it took us to reach Guwahati, he traveled the next 22km to the hotel ! But this, he claimed was a more scenic route and less crowded though as the sun began to set we could see less and less of the landscape rolling by.

    But finally we did reach Guwahati .

    Ciao

  • Back to School

    Back to School

    One of the discoveries I’ve made during the pandemic is that the hippie life is not for me. With no compulsion to do anything except just what was essential was good for a while.

    And as we realised what had hit us, we developed a routine of sorts albeit a largely fluid one that depended on the ups and downs of the virus. On days that it spiked, we stayed at home fearful and on days it lay low, we cautiously stepped out to catch up with work that needed to be done.

    But I was a creature of habit and a slave to my routine. I didn’t actually know how much I valued a regimented life till this weekend which officially is the last weekend before school begins .

    Photo by Alexandr Podvalny on Pexels.com

    Today the Little People start a new year of school and there’s is a palpable excitement in the air .

    Our house right now is a mess with kitchen emptied out. Taking advantage of the lull in the pandemic , we finally being given a new coat of paint) and the jars of pulses have become part of the living room decor.

    But nothing can dampen the enthusiasm of Ms Papaya who is thrilled to go back to school after a two month break, albeit virtually.

    The last academic year was a bit of a washout because no one foresaw the temporariness that became a way of life. After the initial shock of conducting school on line , the teachers gradually learnt to deal with Zoom calls, iffy connectivity and bored children whose attention wandered away from the screen.

    But this year, not knowing when physical school will start, the teachers have made a more structured program, taking into account all the pitfalls of running a virtual school.

    On Friday a parent orientation introduced the parents to the teachers. Primary school means big business with no more pussyfooting and babying of the Little Ones.

    At 6 years ( most of the first graders are 6) the children no longer need spoon feeding and have graduated from toilet accidents and tantrums. They have left toddlerhood behind them and are ready to step out as wide eyed students.

    But their back to school is quite different from ours.

    Covering books

    Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.com

    The thrill of getting back was filled with momentous events like getting new uniforms as many of us grew during the holidays .

    More often than not , we got new shoes too ! Black for every day and tennis shoes as we called canvas shoes back then . Needless to say, it was our task to keep them clean and shiny and Saturday mornings were spent slathering out canvas shoes white with a gooey white polish.

    There was the mad scramble of collecting text books and notebooks and covering them with brown paper.

    The day before school reopened our dining table became an assembly line with my mum cutting the brown paper , me covering the books and my brother sticking down the edges with scotch tape.

    Then came the task of cutting out labels , printing our names in our neatest handwriting and sticking the label on the cover without smudging the writing and making a mess of the cover.

    This sounds easier than what it was because we had to use fountain pens and blotting paper to make sure the writing didn’t smudge. Unlike the quick fix glue of today, our clear runny glue squeezed out from a recalcitrant rubber stoppered bottle made the labels moist.

    Finally, a spanking new pencil box with a new ruler, pencils, sharpener and an eraser ( we called them rubbers though ) our back to school kit was ready.

    Every other year, we got a new school bag. It was either a bulky trunk-like box or a cloth/canvas shoulder strap satchel. Some lucky kids carried their stuff in an Air India bag. But all in all, these bags were bulky, ugly and heavy .

    And today

    Alas , today the Little Ones have no books to cover but devices to charge so that they can have uninterrupted screen time .

    They will miss out on the thrill of finding out who they’re going to sit next to in the school bus, lunch table and class .

    But the excitement of getting back to their routine of classes and learning remains unchanged.

    I’m sure it won’t be long before their virtual world becomes a reality .

    Happy school year to everyone starting school !

    Ciao,

  • Can you believe this ?

    Finally something as trivial as Emoji has been legitimised and immortalised ad WORLD EMOJI DAY .

    This is a triumph for all Social Mediologists ( have I just coined a new word?)

    I mentioned this to 6 year old MD Papaya this morning over breakfast and you should have seen the expression on her face !

    There are times when I have left my phone unattended and discovered it to be full of EMOJIS.

    This is all thanks to Ms Papaya who has taught me a thing or two about this new language called EMOJI.

    Initially, I thought it was a variation of the name IMOGEN.

    Then, my dinosaur brain processed it as a Japanese dialect. Since I don’t know a word of Japanese except for Teppanyaki, I thought it may just be Japanese. Or at least of Japanese origin.

    It definitely didn’t sound like an English word to me . Definitely not the kind of spoken English I’m exposed to : the clipped British accent on BBC, the nasal twang of CNN or even the “we’re like that only” English I hear everywhere around me.

    What is an EMOJI ?

    After acronyms  like TTYL and LOL, ROFL flooded the internet, it was only natural that emojis became the next level of  digital communication .

    There’s nothing like a graphical representation of an emotion to really get the point across, is there?

    Hence, the computer geeks made the EMOTICON.

    What started out as a simple sunny faced smiley gradually  evolved into a whole host of yellow faces  with a smile turned downwards to depict a sad face , a blushing yellow face for embarrassment, a wide eyed yellow face for amazement and shock .

    I am reproducing below a Pin to provide you with a quick compendium of smiley faces. I’m sure this is quite redundant now but to many of my generation who tend to forget, this is for them ( you Golden Oldies). 

    My apologies to the owner of this pin for not attributing your contribution to this post but I can’t remember how I found this on PINTEREST

    Gradually these evolved to include people, objects and signs.

    Then came animals and finally individualised emojis .

    This means you can create a cariacature of yourself ( Gravatar )

    and use this to display your emotions .

    My EMOJI Story

    Hello ! This is me as an emoji

    Oh no ! I don’t really look like this . This lady looks more like my neighbour on the 13th floor .

    Wouldn’t it be fun if she saw this ? We could almost pass off as twins. And that won’t make her happy since she is half my size .

    Well ! This was a great way to learn some digital speak. And it has also inspired me to make some pop corn. Great idea on this grey but not really wet day especially since the Little Ones aren’t around to demand a fair share. 

    A new trend?

    Who knows?

    After podcasts and vlogs, I may have just started a new trend called EMOJILOGS.

    It is called EMOJI ME 

    There are lots of other apps too which I am not going to research because right now I want to go back and enjoy the pop corn that is popping in my microwave.

    If you want to make your own Emoji, download the Free App on your device . 

    What do you say ?

    Official website for World Emoji Day with information about promotions,
    events and all that’s happening on July 17.
    — Read on worldemojiday.com/

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